wut he would do for $500

Two men are seated at a bar.

Guy#1:As he looks admiringly at a beautiful woman nearby, "I'd give $500 to kiss that woman's titties."

Guy#2: "Thats my wife, Ill go ask her."

She agrees and the couple goes into the back room. She undresses and he nibbles.

Finally he says, "I have no money, but I sure meant what I said."

 Moral: if a drunk guy at a bar tells you something that involved sexual activities with your wife for money, make sure he has money to pay!