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Created: 04/20 2007
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Lucky wife

There were several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after golf. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues.

"hello?"

"Honey. It's me. Are you at the dlub?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall tro blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

"Whats the price?"

"Only $1.500.00."

"Well, ok, go ahead and get it if you like it that much...."

"Ahh, andI also stopped by the mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesmen and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year....."

"What prie did he quote you?"

"Only $80,000..."

"Ok, but for that price I want it with options."

"great! But before we hang up, something else///"

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, garden, beafront property...."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $850,000 - a magnificent price....and I see that we have hat much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000, Ok?"

"Ok sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!!"

"Bye...I do too...."

The man hangs up, closed the phones flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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On December 29th 2008 kweel Said: 
kweel this is a banned commercial that you can find on youtube.
On September 10th 2008 imcool878 Said: 
imcool878 lol i liked the joke but can u check your spelling i mean i can still read it and its ok but still but ya nice joke poor man :(
On March 9th 2008 PinkyBabe62 Said: 
PinkyBabe62 lol
On March 7th 2008 annehannah Said: 
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lol how did the wife not tell it was her husband tho from the differnce in voices? lol but still hella funny!!
On December 29th 2007 broccile Said: 
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this is a commercial!!!
On September 3rd 2007 AikoSaru Said: 
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lol
On August 18th 2007 mzbrwn123 Said: 
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funny
On August 6th 2007 LoserOfTheYr Said: 
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lucky wife, unlucky man
On August 6th 2007 wannahug13 Said: 
wannahug13 i feel sorry for the dude that owns the phone!!! LOL
On July 20th 2007 Alexz13 Said: 
Alexz13 XDXDXD!!
On July 2nd 2007 k8tbuggie Said: 
k8tbuggie oh thats funny feel bad for the guy who owns the phone though
On June 19th 2007 earindle Said: 
earindle OMG, someone's going to get in trouble !
On June 16th 2007 SWilson002 Said: 
SWilson002 this is cute...
On June 15th 2007 jazmin591 Said: 
jazmin591 LOL!!:D
On June 7th 2007 kiefersgurl1 Said: 
kiefersgurl1 thats pretty funny~!
On June 3rd 2007 katie940713 Said: 
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love3 it that's hilarious
On May 30th 2007 TripleA1215 Said: 
TripleA1215 damn yo..thats messed ^...but so fuckin funny
On May 30th 2007 nsyeu2 Said: 
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man.. dats so bad for the husband..
On May 26th 2007 Lostindark666 Said: 
Lostindark666 HAHAHAHAHA THTS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! I'd hate to see the husband when he finds out.
On May 13th 2007 phhs2010marie Said: 
phhs2010marie hahahahaha I would love to see that happen...=]
On May 5th 2007 cheetahgirl92 Said: 
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oh shit her husband aint going to happy
On May 2nd 2007 rockergirl101 Said: 
rockergirl101 That is fing great
On April 29th 2007 YoBroh Said: 
YoBroh Haha he's in trouble
On April 28th 2007 R3DROX Said: 
R3DROX LOL Thats awsome.
On April 26th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said: 
tinkerbell8794 OMG! That's hilarious!