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Created: 04/21 2007
Category: Momma
Type: Joke

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Pregant girls suicide...

Bruce is driving over a bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila, about to throw herself off.

Bruce slames on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, What the hell d'ya think you're doing?"

Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "Goodbye Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now im gonna kill myself." Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he heres this. He says, "Well Sheila...Not only are you a great fuck, but your a real sport to."...And drives off.

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On March 14th 2009 ryanvogel77 Said: 
ryanvogel77 That is soooooooooooo wrong!
On June 25th 2008 musiicxloverr Said: 
musiicxloverr That's not fucking funny.
On June 24th 2008 shalimar1 Said: 
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i dont get it?
On June 14th 2008 LilMadame Said: 
LilMadame didnt really get that
On June 8th 2008 aynonomous Said: 
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 6th 2008 UndertakersEmo Said: 
UndertakersEmo teehee that was actually kinda funny
On May 26th 2008 lilkenny0girl0 Said: 
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HE DIDNT WANT THE BABY, SO HE DIDNT CARE
On May 26th 2008 NoMoreInk Said: 
NoMoreInk what...??
On May 25th 2008 MissMisarticat Said: 
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I think I get...no not really
On May 23rd 2008 scwbandgeek12 Said: 
scwbandgeek12 huh??
On May 22nd 2008 ilylukas Said: 
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i dont get it. Explain it to me!
On May 18th 2008 sherra2hot4tv Said: 
sherra2hot4tv that's mean
On May 15th 2008 BussieBabie Said: 
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On May 15th 2008 BussieBabie Said: 
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On May 15th 2008 BussieBabie Said: 
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On May 15th 2008 BussieBabie Said: 
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On May 15th 2008 BussieBabie Said: 
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On May 10th 2008 cooljohn23 Said: 
cooljohn23 Ha Ha Ha, im serious that reallly was funny but i still dont get it
On May 3rd 2008 lavenderloveu Said: 
lavenderloveu ok??? i dont get it. =\
On May 1st 2008 SilentSuicide9 Said: 
SilentSuicide9 I don't get it.
On April 17th 2008 tbb3976 Said: 
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what?
On April 13th 2008 allisonpaige92 Said: 
allisonpaige92 THIS ISNT FUNNY AT ALL
On April 5th 2008 doodaboo Said: 
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...............
On April 4th 2008 hellokitty453 Said: 
hellokitty453 .........
On April 1st 2008 lilfresh123 Said: 
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my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES