Clock Shop
A guy is walking down the street and enters a watch shop. While looking around, h notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his dick out and places it on the counter.
"What are you doing sir?" she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"
He replied, "I know it is and I would like two hands and a face put on this!"
Not my best at all..I just need a little help on ratings and jokes and poems help me out a lot...
Please Login to post comments| On April 26th 2008 CaliGirl722 Said: |
| very funny!
maybe the punch line should read "I know it is, and my watch seems to be missing two hands and a face..."
:) |
| On March 14th 2008 6megsie9 Said: |
| bahahaha |
| On March 4th 2008 teresainohio Said: |
| Typical male's way of thinking, lol. But I love the joke! |
| On December 31st 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said: |
| If that's not your best, I would love to see your best. That was good one! |
| On November 17th 2007 shadowfire6233 Said: |
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| good one |
| On November 14th 2007 crazykillz Said: |
| clever but probably got slapped |
| On September 17th 2007 peternpitt Said: |
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| nOT Bad nOT bAD
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| On August 18th 2007 mzbrwn123 Said: |
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| nasty but funny |
| On July 17th 2007 rebletomboy Said: |
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| omg is all i can say |
| On July 14th 2007 octbrchica Said: |
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| SICK BUT FUNNY |
| On June 29th 2007 Devinroxursox Said: |
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| haha. |
| On June 29th 2007 Devinroxursox Said: |
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| haha. |
| On June 23rd 2007 DaKay Said: |
| XD LMBO LMAO LMFAO LMFBO |
| On June 18th 2007 lvm3932 Said: |
| too funny |
| On June 16th 2007 lilbokeith Said: |
| wow lol funny |
| On June 15th 2007 jazmin591 Said: |
| lol :D |
| On June 14th 2007 samsak12 Said: |
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| hahahahaha thats funny lol |
| On June 8th 2007 regina1teeny11 Said: |
| lol |
| On June 3rd 2007 BeCkAhH0123 Said: |
| that was a good one lol i liked it |
| On May 31st 2007 TripleA1215 Said: |
| that was a good 1 |
| On May 28th 2007 Interested1992 Said: |
| STOP WITH THE SPAMMING ON THE JOKES AND STORIES AD POEMS!! and the joke was good |
| On May 26th 2007 BaByJ517 Said: |
| I GUESS THIS WAS O.K |
| On May 26th 2007 gothichik14 Said: |
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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| On May 26th 2007 gothichik14 Said: |
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| Funny! |
| On May 14th 2007 drkangel37 Said: |
| hahaha omg its funny! i am new to this site and ive rated your work before! a lot of it is really good but i wrote 3 poems so far could someone please check them out? it would be so nice! ttyl! bye! |
