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Created: 05/30 2007
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Stopping an Elephant from charging

One day a father and daughter were watching tv. There was an elephant on tv, and it was charging. There was also a snake. The daughter said "I hate snakes."

Then the father said, "Well, I'd rather be charged at by an elephant then bit by a snake."

"Why?" asked the daughter.

"I know how to stop an elephant from charging." replied the dad.

"Well, how do you do it?" asked the daughter.

The dad replied, "You take away its credit card."

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On October 13th 2009 RonHouse Said: 
RonHouse lmao im stupid i just now got it
On July 27th 2009 ImChristopher Said: 
ImChristopher i got it after like 1min hahaha
On September 22nd 2008 Teliana Said: 
Teliana lol!! funny
On May 30th 2007 jirrith2007 Said: 
jirrith2007 *This was actually based on a conversation I had with my dad earlier today, and i laughed, and I wanted to share it with all of you. :)