Police experience 101

first of all let me start out by saying this is a true story, and the peoples names are  NOT changed.

driving on a deserted road, with our radio at full blast drinking alchol and smoking weed, three friends, Georgie, Clyde, And eli, found them selves being pulled over by a police car.

Officer: "License and registration please."

Georgie: "Here yah Go."

Officer: "do you know why you were pulled over?"

Georgie:"no."

Officer:"You was speeding 75 in a 60."

Georgie:"sorry sir"

Officer:"do i smell alchol?"

Georgie:"yes."

Officer:"can you three please step out of the vehicle please?"

The treo stepped out of the vehicle and attemp to take a sobriety test horribly failing.

Officer:"Tell yah what, ill let you all go...IF your cocks add up to be 21 inches."

So, Clyde,eli And Georgie stick there hands down in there pants and fruitfully jack off, to the cops much amusement.

Georgie's cock winds up being ten inches. 

Eli's Cock ends up being ten inches 

Clydes winds up being only one inch.

to everyones much thanks the cop lets them go by holding up his bargain, Georgie gets in the drivers seat and Eli in the passenger. Clyde in the back.they start driving off, and clyde leans foward and says:

"yah know guys if i didnt have a hardon we'd all be sitting in jail right now."

end. i hope you enjoyed.