The Italian and Emma

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignorestheir conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hearsone of the men say the following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. Icome again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and peetwice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In thiscountry we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."