A Man Who's Great In Bed
A woman just broke up with her boyfriend and was very lonely, enough to put an add in the paper asking for a man with black hair, blue or brown eyes, and who was great in bed. To her surprise, the day after the add was posted in the paper, many men came knocking at her door, but she turned down every one of them. After the last man had left, she sat there, thinking that she would never find herself another man, when the doorbell rang. She went to open it and there stood a man with no arms or legs.
Man: I'm here for the interview...
Woman: Im sorry, but you're not exactly the type i was looking for
Man: oh please just give me a chance!
The woman asked him a few questions and he fit her description perfectly..except for one thing...
Woman: well how do i know that you're great in bed?
Man: How do you think i rang the doorbell?
Please Login to post comments| On October 13th 2008 summagirl15 Said: |
| Haha!! very good |
| On July 19th 2008 Autumnr1 Said: |
| nice |
| On February 1st 2008 piratesrule78 Said: |
| lol that was funny |
| On January 6th 2008 pears101 Said: |
| the only part i dont get is "there stood a guy with no arms and legs" if he had no legs he couldnt be standing at the door, but other than that......funny |
| On January 1st 2008 vortex852 Said: |
| I'm just interested to know - How did this guy manage to "stand at the door" if he had no legs? |
| On December 31st 2007 JWalker2406 Said: |
| Lol, that was good. Didn't see it coming :D |
| On December 30th 2007 DoodleSnicks Said: |
| ha thats funny |
