Magical Leprechaun

ok.

a guy goes into a public bathroom, stands at the urinal, and starts takin a piss.

Then, in comes a short, stumpy guy with red hair. The first guy couldnt help but look over and notice that the little short dude had an enormous cock.

so, guy 1 says to guy 2 "I didnt mean to look or anything, but i couldnt help but notice that you have an enormous penis"

guy 2 says to guys 1 "well, im a magical leprechaun, and i can make yours that long, and then all women in the world will want you"

guy 1 replies "is there a catch?"

guy 2 "well, all you have to do is take it once in the butt"

so guy 1 thinks about it. He decides that surviving this one ass pounding is worth having all the beautiful women he's ever wanted admiring his new gigantic dick. so he tells the leprechaun ok. he takes down his pants and lets the leprechaun fuck him.

afterwards, the leprechaun finishes and asks guy 1, "how old are you by the way?"

guy 1 replies "33, why?"

then the leprechaun replies "you're 33 and still believe in leprechauns?"

XD