Yo Momma!!

YO MOMMA LIKE A UNDERGROUND CASINO EVERYONE  LIQUOR IN THE FRONT AND POKER IN THE REAR

YO MOMMA SO STUPID YOUR DADDY TOLD HER TO LICK IT LIKE A LOLLIPOP, SHE BIT HIM AND ASKS WHERE DA TOOTSIE ROLL

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO GET LIPO AND THE DOCTORS WERE'NT SO SHOCKED TO FIND SHE WAS FULL OF MAYONAISE

YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE COMMUNITY POOL EVERYONE YELLED TIDAL WAVE

YO MOMMA SMELL SO BAD EVEN A SKUNK TURNED UP HIS NOSE AND RAN