How soon can I go Home
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged;
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays
sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right af ter you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged;
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays
sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right af ter you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
Please Login to post comments| On March 26th 2009 xDaniix6 Said: |
| Lol |
| On June 8th 2007 Zackarai Said: |
| lol omg! That's terrible. lol |
| On June 5th 2007 Twincult Said: |
| omg...haha thats wrong, but funny. lmao |
| On June 5th 2007 dizzycatt Said: |
| hahaha very funny =D |
| On May 16th 2007 bad123ass Said: |
| i like the end,very good |
| On May 16th 2007 Lookin4TruLuv Said: |
| LoL. That was funny. Surprise endings are great!! |
| On May 15th 2007 ace4545 Said: |
| wasn't expecting that |
| On May 10th 2007 MiniPoof91 Said: |
| That sounds like something that would happen to me *giggle* :D |
| On May 10th 2007 darkscope Said: |
| Very good waiting for more. |
| On May 4th 2007 hardcorpschick Said: |
| hahahahahahahaha good to go |
| On May 4th 2007 candywwjd Said: |
| hahahahahaha crazy lady! |
| On May 3rd 2007 lal0ka86 Said: |
| hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o shit wow haaaaa ....still messed up |
| On May 3rd 2007 dbabes Said: |
| damn not 4 a long while Edna |
| On May 3rd 2007 Aluche2 Said: |
| lol |
| On May 3rd 2007 jchakalita Said: |
| OMGOSH, THAT IS SOOOOOOOO FUCKED UP POOR DUDE |
| On May 3rd 2007 windrising Said: |
| Ooooh..lol.that's just wrong..lol |
| On May 3rd 2007 ajchick22 Said: |
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| hahaha i like it |
| On May 3rd 2007 sunny102 Said: |
| LOL...:) |
| On May 3rd 2007 barbaraew Said: |
| ha ha this is funny to |
| On May 3rd 2007 tswieberg Said: |
| ha ha |
