Q and A

Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
World does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.

Q.What is the difference between men and government
Bonds?

A.The bonds mature.
Q..Why are blonde jokes so short?

A.So men can remember them.
QHow many men does it take to change a roll of
Toilet paper?

A.We don't know; it has never happened.
Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her
Husband is every night?

A.. A widow.

Q.Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
And go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
Bed and go to the fridge.

Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
Have in common?

A.They're married.