A Russian Guy
There was this Russian that didn't know how to speak english. So he goes to an oprea theater and learns how to say me me me.
Than he goes to a restuarent and learns how to say forks and knives.
Than he goes back to his hotel room and watches a T.V. commercial and learns how to say plug it in plug it in. Than a cop knocks on his door.
Cop: I am looking for a serial killer
Russian guy: me me me
Cop: how did u kill the guy
Russian: forks and knives
Cop: thats it your going to the electric chair
Russian: plug it in plug it in
Hope you liked my joke.
Please Login to post comments| On March 13th 2008 imnotgay90 Said: |
| pretty sweet |
| On March 13th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said: |
| lmao i've heard this one so many times but i think it's funny every time i do lol :D |
| On March 3rd 2008 artemis2020 Said: |
| lol it doesn't have to be a Russian guy! |
| On March 1st 2008 fruitymangopea Said: |
| lol nice thats funny! |
| On February 26th 2008 williamscott7 Said: |
| Gotta love the classics! lol |
| On February 26th 2008 tumblegrl1994 Said: |
| lol I think I heard it before but I liked it :) |
| On February 26th 2008 Altoids2012 Said: |
| old... but ok |
| On February 26th 2008 PopChile Said: |
| lel thats a good one! |
