The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds” Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this take?” I asked. “They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies. I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?” Without missing a beat he says, “worked for your butt, didn’t it?” He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals though a straw.Stupid, stupid man.
Please Login to post comments| On November 30th 2007 InvisibleFlame Said: |
| rotflmfao!!!
That man has a death wish! Hilarious!!! |
| On March 20th 2007 sunny102 Said: |
| LOL...stupid man, should've kept quiet! |
| On March 16th 2007 bluehotpixie Said: |
| yes very stupid man |
| On March 15th 2007 bigturbotsi Said: |
| ha |
