Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a

 bowl of lifesavers.

 The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow.............Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of

 the children could identify the taste.

 "Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may

sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her

lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God!! They're ass-holes!"