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Created: 08/08 2009
Category: Dirty
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200 bucks

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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On January 25th 2010 DemonzR4eva Said: 
DemonzR4eva lol.... yeah but he gave it to the mom
On August 25th 2009 FatalDesire22 Said: 
FatalDesire22 Heard it before, but still funny
On August 15th 2009 korynn15 Said: 
korynn15 thats suckish but if i were her i would say no about the money being dropped off!
On August 15th 2009 xsplaya02 Said: 
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lmao... chick got playyyyyyed.
On August 14th 2009 sweetie1294 Said: 
sweetie1294 lol wow thats messed up!
On August 14th 2009 coldbitch93 Said: 
coldbitch93 lmfao that was aweseome!!!
On August 14th 2009 drakendrast Said: 
drakendrast wow lol sly
On August 13th 2009 SexyBreBaby Said: 
SexyBreBaby haha
On August 12th 2009 fb69 Said: 
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Awesome funny
On August 11th 2009 TinkyGirl Said: 
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OMG HE PLAYED HER LIKE THAT BUT IT WAS LOL
On August 11th 2009 RockAngelGirl Said: 
RockAngelGirl lmfao xD
On August 10th 2009 wingedvampire Said: 
wingedvampire hahahaha
On August 9th 2009 FoxxyBrooke101 Said: 
FoxxyBrooke101 hahaha