farmer buisness man and his daughte

well one day a buisness man's car breaks down next to a farm so he asks the farmer if he can stay a night well the farmer said yes but he has to stay in the barn so the man says ok well the farmer yells out and says you better not touch my daughter the daughter comes out and the buisness man thinks to himself man she the most beutiful women ever no way that farmer is gonna keep me away from her so at night the farmer puts eggs on the ground so if the man sneaks in the farmer will see it so later that night the amn sneaks in and has sex with the farmers daughter he then realises the eggs he stepped on so he glues them back together the next day the farmer wants to have eggs he cracks them open nothing comes out so the farmer gets out his shotgun runs to the chicken bin and says which one of you damn roosters was wearing a condomn.