Bitter ex-wife and a genie
A woman, just devorced, is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, your ex-husband will get doubble."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and her ex gets two."
As her secend wish she wishes, "Give me 50 million dollars."
And so the woman get's 50 millionand her ex a 100
"For my last wish," says the woman; "I wish that every evening i'd made love to 5 big dicked guys"

