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Views: 205
Created: 05/06 2007
Category: Pickup
Type: Joke

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a few pick up lines

1. I'm doing an examination of how extreamly handsome guys looks naked in my bed, want to participate?

2. That's a really good looking shirt, but it would look even bette ron my bed room floor.

3.your legs must be tired cos you have been running in my thoughts all day

4.Can I be the shuttle to your venus?

5. Could I get your  number? I lost mine

6. Do you belive in love first sight or do I have to pass you again?

7. I'm sorry but your beauty have just blinded me.

8. Your shoes would fit our  hallway

9. Is your mother shell? because you look like a pearl

10. If you'd bea  hamburger in Mc Donald's you'd be Mc Cute

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On September 3rd 2007 wolfvalentine Said: 
wolfvalentine lmao some of those r pretty uncommon lol nice
On May 22nd 2007 PoeticPang Said: 
PoeticPang HAHAHaaaaaaa!!!,,, XD.. omgomgomg,,,, hehehee,,, ^//////^,,, i've seriously never heard some of these before,,like,, #4, 8, and of course,, never never have i had #10 thrown at me,,,,,, great job in finding these,, LOL... ^O^;