Finns, Eurovision n a bit Europians

15 degrees - spanish put a hat on, a winter jacket and glows-> finns are sunbathing 

10 degrees - French are desperate to start their appartments heating -> finns are planting flowers to their gardens

5 degrees - Italains cars wont start -> finns are driving in open cars

0 degrees - distilled water frezes -> The Vantaa river in Finland starts floating a bit hevier

-5 degrees - the people in California are freezing -> Finns are grilling the last sausages before winter weather starts.

-10 degrees - english put on their houses winter heating -> finns put long sleeved shirts on

-20 degrees - australians escapes from Mallorca -> Finns celebrate the end of the mid summer, autum has arrived

-30 degrees - the coldness kills the people in Greece ->  Finns move the laundry inside to dry up

-40 degrees - Paris squeezes broken of cold -> finns are lining up on  a sausage kiosk

-50 degrees - polabears leave the North Pool. Finnish  army moves the survival course further up while waiting the real winter weather

-60 degrees - Korvatunturi (the place santa lives) freezes over..  ->  Finns rents a video n stays inside..

-70 degrees - the false-santa moves to south -> Finns gets pissed off cos vodka can't be held outside anymore. Finnish army starts their survival course

-183 degrees - the microbits in the food dies -> finnish cows complains "the milkers hands feels cold"

-273 degrees - all atom movment stops -> Finns says to each others "Bloody hell it feels cold out today"

-300 degrees - hell freezes over -> finns win the eurovision

This is written before Finland won the eurovision (40 years of sucking kinda does it, lol)

Maybe you have to be a finn  to get it, but hope you liked it.. and I'm sorry.. the translation sucks at time..