dumb, jealos wife

A man comes home to his wife and she starts accusing him right away,

wife: What the heck is going on? huh? huh?

man: what, what? calm down hun.

wife: don't even try it with me, Jan told me everything. She's my friend. Who is that slut?

man: your acting all weird

wife: don't play with me, Jan heard the whole phone discussion. Every word. she aint dumb.

"fit body, good neck, a hole in the middle, sinlge notch, good to play around while standing, sensitive touch, needs a sling, needs to reach at the balls..."

wife: totaly pervert! should I keep going?

man: ah that.....

wife: what ah that?? you think you can fool me huh? Now you tell me  this instant the name of the hooker you called. I rip her eyes out!

man: hunny hunny.. you have understood it compleatly wrong, I called Eki in the quitar shop...

wife: WHAT??? ARE YOU GAY??