GIVE IT TO ME YOUNG MAN!

About a week ago, the head of the English Department in my school was handing out referals during homeroom.  While she was doing so, she saw a young man in the back of the classroom with cheat notes.  She took a couple steps towards him and demaned the notes.

'Give me that paper young man."

"Make me," came the response.

Just then the student shoves the cheat notes down his jeans.  Clearly frustrated she yells

GIVE ME WHATEVER IS IN YOUR PANTS NOW YOUNG MAN!!!"

Just as the principal of the school walks past the open doorway.