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Created: 04/18 2008
Category: Women
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A woman was in the hospital having contractions.

She was yelling,"Can't, won't, shouldn't."

 

 

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On June 24th 2008 daking41 Said: 
daking41 nice use of a dual meaning:) made me laugh
On April 22nd 2008 xoxdanicaxox Said: 
xoxdanicaxox haha funny... not
On April 19th 2008 lilranchhand Said: 
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oh i get!!!! lol...thats retarted...but funny
On April 19th 2008 cursedxisxwhat Said: 
cursedxisxwhat i enjoy this, it made me chuckle. i had to read it twice, but that's because i forgot contraction has two meanings. good joke.
On April 19th 2008 b10nd3 Said: 
b10nd3 i dont get it
On April 18th 2008 Snooky9e Said: 
Snooky9e haha...i getz it...lolz...so funny...luvz it!!!...
On April 18th 2008 salenafab Said: 
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this doesnt make sense
On April 18th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 You spelled dumb wrong by the way. You also didn't use proper puncuation or capitalization. Haha yeah, I'm the DUMB one here.
On April 18th 2008 graffitighost Said: 
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uhh your the dum one.(enter a punch line here) do you get it hahahahahahaha