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Views: 894
Created: 06/17 2008
Category: Dirty
Type: Joke

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Rubbing her the right way

A few months after his parents got divorced little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months he saw her doing this several times.

One day he came home from school and heard her moaning.  When he peeked into her bedroom he saw a man on top of her. 

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike!  I need a bike!"

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On February 19th 2009 d0icount Said: 
d0icount XD
On June 18th 2008 Jessica102192 Said: 
Jessica102192 lame
On June 18th 2008 justthegirlxox Said: 
justthegirlxox yeah, it's funny.
not gay
On June 18th 2008 JohnnyDaBOMB Said: 
JohnnyDaBOMB woww... strange...
On June 17th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 Thanks for the un-needed info. :)
On June 17th 2008 meg84me Said: 
meg84me already posted MANY times
On June 17th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 Is it possible for a joke to be homosexual? What would be considered the same sex as a joke?
I really don't think that is possible.

Idiots!
On June 17th 2008 Curlyqbri Said: 
Curlyqbri haha cute. well not cute you know lol
On June 17th 2008 orangepiggies Said: 
orangepiggies heeheehee
On June 17th 2008 jessie118724 Said: 
my picture
that sounded really gay
On June 17th 2008 dreamchaser93 Said: 
dreamchaser93 um. weird
On June 17th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 I never asked for your orientatioin, jackass.
On June 17th 2008 heetert Said: 
my picture
gay
On June 17th 2008 TheBranster Said: 
TheBranster repost. and, take it from me, bikes may seem like a great pleasure device, but trust me..... yeahhh, isnt much fun as one would think...