These two fingers

It was Thanksgiving and an elderly woman was fixing a turkey for her family that would be visiting later.  Her husband was asleep in the bedroom and she decided to play a prank on him. 

She took some of the bones from inside of the turkey into the bedroom and put it in her husbands underwear.  She went back into the kitchen and continued to prepare.

Later her husband got up and went into the kitchen.  "Did you sleep well?" the old lady asked her husband.

"Yeah but I woke up and there were bones in my underwear, don't worry though.  With these two fingers god gave me I managed to stick them back up where they belong"