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Created: 06/23 2008
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Redneck Special Forces

 The pentagon announced today the formation of an elite group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.F.S.).  

Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqis:

  1. The season opened last week.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste like chicken.
  4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
  5. Some are queer.
  6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Ernhardt.
The war is expected to be over by the end of this week.
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On June 11th 2009 VballHottie94 Said: 
VballHottie94 lol
On August 14th 2008 goldfishmurder Said: 
goldfishmurder U.S.R.S.F.
On July 20th 2008 barbarian1 Said: 
barbarian1 not bad, not bad
On July 14th 2008 jamesjmg30 Said: 
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rednecks in NC are up for it there are too many here haha
On June 29th 2008 Nicholausmom Said: 
Nicholausmom I copied and added not liking MySpace! lol
On June 25th 2008 PlayMoreWii Said: 
PlayMoreWii Wow! Hmm...maybe...
On June 24th 2008 kialuvsyoo Said: 
kialuvsyoo lmfao!! we REALLY need to try this. i wanna be out of iraq so bad..
On June 24th 2008 reapersheart Said: 
reapersheart Lol
On June 24th 2008 anbo123 Said: 
anbo123 You said US Redneck Special Forces so wouldn't it be USRSF not USRFS
On June 24th 2008 rabbit014 Said: 
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ive told all my friends if they would just drop some hunters from alabama over there theyll have osama tagged and bagged in a couple of hours
On June 24th 2008 williamscott7 Said: 
williamscott7 Yeah, that could actually work. SEND IN THE REDNECKS!!! w00t! *ROFLMFAO* GOD BLESS YOU!
On June 23rd 2008 ilovethejonas Said: 
ilovethejonas so true...so funny!
On June 23rd 2008 dragonsoul0 Said: 
dragonsoul0 So why haven't we tried this strategy yet.
On June 23rd 2008 vicki721 Said: 
vicki721 hahaha nice one...
On June 23rd 2008 lele8412 Said: 
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ha.