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Created: 06/24 2008
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Warning: Christians without a sense of humor should turn back now!   You've been warned!

 

Why did jesus cross the road?

 

Because he was nailed to the chicken!

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On July 9th 2009 rhianeptune Said: 
rhianeptune to PorshaS: "i say what i feel and dont back down from no nigga or bitch" okay, serious? o.o YOU are defending Jesus..from a joke..? i'd just like to point out that you are harassing stitchchick92 for saying what she felt like saying by telling her that you yourself also say what you feel like saying. maybe i've had too many cups of tea this morning, but something there isn't quite adding up.
On July 9th 2009 rhianeptune Said: 
rhianeptune heheh
On July 23rd 2008 muhfish Said: 
muhfish PorshaS, in the English language, we put something called a period at the end of a sentence. This is so we can distinguish between different sentences. I'm sorry that your first grade teacher did not decide to teach you this.
On July 7th 2008 leostar05 Said: 
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yeah i dont get it. . .
On June 28th 2008 PorshaS Said: 
PorshaS lol..and btw i just want 2 tell u this out of all the people on this site i like 2 fuss with u i mean i dont be4 real i just like 2 talk shit when i am bored and u is the only person who fuss back with me and the funny thing about it is that we cant fuss none stop
On June 28th 2008 PorshaS Said: 
PorshaS thats good i have fun talkin bout u 2 so we even
On June 28th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 I would talk shit to you because I can't resist making fun of retards.
On June 28th 2008 PorshaS Said: 
PorshaS ummm ok let me say this again stitchchick92 go 2 hell and shut the FUCK UP talkin 2 me b/c if we was face 2 face yo ass will not want none ok and Andy2Anomaly u can go fuck yoself i mean i have said this alot of times i say what i feel and dont back down from no nigga or bitch so say what u want bout me b/c u just want 2 be me trick but u cant hahahahahahahahahaha
On June 25th 2008 Jokerboy Said: 
Jokerboy i thought that was a good joke. im christian, i didnt get offended. im sure that up in heaven, jesus gets burned by his friends with jokes like this all the time.
On June 25th 2008 heavenangel93 Said: 
heavenangel93 Hehe. Nice. It's also funny to watch people freak out over a freaking joke posted on the net. ^_^ I thought it was funny, anyway. =]
On June 25th 2008 williamscott7 Said: 
williamscott7 And though I hate this joke, Unknownsnake and Omniton took it way too far.
On June 25th 2008 williamscott7 Said: 
williamscott7 No, I don't hate you. I just wish you'd stop posting this shit.
On June 25th 2008 wolfvalentine Said: 
wolfvalentine i liked it it was messed up but still pretty funny. and i'm not even religious but hey like i said still pretty damn funny
On June 25th 2008 Andy2Anomaly Said: 
Andy2Anomaly Ok so 1) You were warned to turn your head if you don't have a sense of humor. 2) racism isn't in any way a reference to religion. 3) freedom of speech as well as religion are part of the american lifestyle. 4) If you're a true christian you would simply turn your head rather than telling people to go kill themselves therefore proving yourself to be unworthy of the right to call yourself a christian. 5) It's a joke not meant to be taken as serious. 6) It may not be in the best of tastes however you have no right to do or say some of the things you are saying. If it offends you then just leave it be. These petty arguments don't solve anything only augment a situation that is otherwise insignificant.
On June 25th 2008 xToxicxWafflex Said: 
xToxicxWafflex The joke isn't really that funny, but finally someone who isn't afraid to speak their mind! stitchchick92 ftw!!
On June 25th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 yo ganksta i talk lyk dys cuz i is a iliterattes jakace!

I've told you to stop talking to me before because of how stupid you are. Maybe your tiny brain couldn't comprehend what I said.
On June 25th 2008 PorshaS Said: 
PorshaS man bitch go 2 hell your gay ass is just mad b/c this joke is fuckin lame just like u and all the people who think it is funny is slow why would u laugh about somthin that is talkin about jesus in a bad way stitchchick92 go fuck yoself
On June 25th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 Come on Christian's. Keep these hypocritical comments coming. How much do you hate me for posting this dispite the bible telling you to love me. WWJD? He probably wouldn't get butt-hurt and tell me to kill myself.

You are more blasphemy to his reputation than I am.

But keep insulting me to prove how hateful and hypocritical some Christian's are.
On June 25th 2008 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 Hah dumb ass Christian's. This joke is in no way "racist".
For those of you saying there are limitations on freedom of religion, if Fred Phelps has the right to protest soldiers funerals I sure as hell get to post a joke on a fucking website.
For those of you saying I should kill myself for dissing your precious Jesus check your ten commandments where it says love your neighbor.
KATAAHHH!!!
On June 25th 2008 1015moonlight Said: 
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ya...what "unknowsnake" said. racist, im not cristain...im spirtal
On June 25th 2008 Slyker Said: 
Slyker I liked it, made me smile. For everyone else it's a joke, get over yourselves. "Judge not, that you be not judged." Matthew 7:1 :P
On June 25th 2008 UnknownSnake Said: 
UnknownSnake For those of you who say this joke is stupid and think it's racist, GOD BLESS YOU! For stitchchick92 and everyone else who likes this joke, follow Omniton's advice. And while your at it, jump off the Empire State Building.
On June 25th 2008 Omniton Said: 
Omniton Dude, go stick your head in a meat grinder. Not funny, and very blasphemous.
On June 25th 2008 williamscott7 Said: 
williamscott7 And btw, we may have freedome of speech, but there ARE limitations, dumb ass. And, Jesus IS God's son, so you better watch yourself. Go screw yourself.
On June 25th 2008 williamscott7 Said: 
williamscott7 2 things: One, that isn't funny, and I KNOW funny. I laugh at pretty much everything, and that didn't even make me chuckle. BAAAAD joke. 2: YOU RACIST SONOFABITCH!!!