God Joke

Warning: Sensitive Christian's shouldn't read.  You've been warned!

Reason's why god never received a PhD

1.He only had one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3.Some doubt if he even wrote it by himself.

4. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

5. His cooperative efforts have been limited.

6. He never applied to the ethic board for test on human subjects.

7. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

8.  When subjects didn't behave as predicted he deleted them.

9.  He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

10. Some say he had his son teach the class.

11. He expelled his first two students for learning.

12. Although there were only 10 requirements all of his subjects failed the test.

13. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

14. No record of working well with colleagues