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Created: 02/07 2007
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My Last Child Support Payment

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.
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On May 28th 2008 lildevil357 Said: 
lildevil357 Heard it before...It was a little different though, but still funny, lol.
On September 4th 2007 LQQKatME6 Said: 
LQQKatME6 So lol!
On September 1st 2007 martianmike Said: 
martianmike damn
On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said: 
xoxdanicaxox already read a version like this except way better
On May 8th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said: 
Kandypeachmunk HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
On May 2nd 2007 luv4only1 Said: 
luv4only1 aaaawwww shit!!! That would suck!!!
On April 17th 2007 Bethiny Said: 
Bethiny lol
On March 6th 2007 Uagirl5992 Said: 
Uagirl5992 oh snap!
On February 8th 2007 jlm09 Said: 
jlm09 oh my
On February 7th 2007 steve850 Said: 
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wow!
On February 7th 2007 kuntrygrl78 Said: 
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thats funny
On February 7th 2007 bluecatshake Said: 
bluecatshake funny
On February 7th 2007 mrjubeleeroll Said: 
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oooo thats funny
On February 7th 2007 ilovenerdsx3 Said: 
ilovenerdsx3 omg thats hilarious
On February 7th 2007 SHELLYPLUS Said: 
SHELLYPLUS HAHA LOL THAT IS SO FREAKNG FUNNY ... BUT U KNOW THATS SUM REAL SHYT!!
On February 7th 2007 superz316 Said: 
superz316 HUh... 16sweetthang? lol
On February 7th 2007 mshadygrl101 Said: 
mshadygrl101 lmao that was fucking great.. dont delete your profile ill be mad at you....
On February 7th 2007 16sweetthang Said: 
16sweetthang LMAO...you alwayz got the the freaked ^ funny a** 1's LMFAO....now dats sumthin right thurr!!!
On February 7th 2007 littlevv Said: 
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definitly funny but i would be taking that money out of her ass if a girl did that to somebody i knew
On February 7th 2007 superz316 Said: 
superz316 This joke rocks! I think it's funny as crap!!!
On February 7th 2007 dreamer921 Said: 
dreamer921 that was a good one. I didn't exspect that!
On February 7th 2007 Weevlitz Said: 
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lol!!