Virgil Smith
"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)
Please Login to post comments| On March 15th 2008 paco011781 Said: |
| have 2 try that |
| On January 25th 2008 holowygrl Said: |
| funny joke though....but yall should know, we dont smoke that hippie hay, we drink shine...lol |
| On January 25th 2008 holowygrl Said: |
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| i think yall get us confused with yanks. You say that to a southerners face and yall gonna get yalls asses kicked for ya. Just a word to the wise... |
| On July 4th 2007 lilheartache Said: |
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| l0l! rednecks are 2 funny! My ex is a redneck.. Funny-funny! too bad he was a jerk tho... l0l! |
| On May 30th 2007 cmeracer Said: |
| yes they r rednecks r as equal as anyone ya'll here. ima redneck and don't get me pissed |
| On April 17th 2007 Bethiny Said: |
| ... oh. haha |
| On April 8th 2007 skyler04 Said: |
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| no dip they arnt so bright |
| On February 9th 2007 swtstuf36 Said: |
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| very good, |
| On February 9th 2007 fatesmama Said: |
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| I'm surprised there was anything larger than a toothpick left. |
| On February 8th 2007 kimnjoe Said: |
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| lol!!!!!! pretty funny!!!!! |
| On February 8th 2007 Brrn Said: |
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| ha ha ha ha aha hldsaa nhglsf h im gonna do that hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahaomg hahahaha |
| On February 8th 2007 greenday4ever1 Said: |
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| lame
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| On February 8th 2007 JenniferRLake Said: |
| even more fricken funny! |
| On February 8th 2007 iloveweevlitz Said: |
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| very cute! |
| On February 8th 2007 mshadygrl101 Said: |
| lol thas a good one.. ill have to tell that to my redneck brother in-law when i see him tomorrow!! |
