The Cardiologist
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist".
That's when the proctologist fainted.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist".
That's when the proctologist fainted.
Please Login to post comments| On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said: |
| for danica: a gynecologist is a doctor for women and their womanly problems. :] |
| On July 18th 2007 mdillybar Said: |
| ha! |
| On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said: |
| i dont get it. maybe cos i dont really know what it means |
| On May 1st 2007 heartshearts97 Said: |
| I work for a Cardiologist......Love it
Good one ! |
| On April 20th 2007 jmurphree23 Said: |
| HAHAHA! Good one! |
| On April 17th 2007 Bethiny Said: |
| Um... Oh! Now I get it! |
| On March 6th 2007 Uagirl5992 Said: |
| LMAO!!! |
| On February 9th 2007 antrim2000 Said: |
| I think it is hillairous |
| On February 9th 2007 JessBloop Said: |
| lol this is fricken hillarious!!! :P |
| On February 8th 2007 superz316 Said: |
| If you don't understand this..... want a few years then come back I'm sorry but this joke is self explainable... |
| On February 8th 2007 omfglauren1392 Said: |
| dont get it |
| On February 8th 2007 lilredrobin81 Said: |
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| I snorted dr pepper. that hurt :p
Too F-n Funny!! |
| On February 8th 2007 arawynsmommy Said: |
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| It was funny didn't see the proctologist part at first i think you should just take that out, the gynocologist is the punchline |
| On February 8th 2007 arawynsmommy Said: |
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| It was funny didn't see the proctologist part at first i think you should just take that out, the gynocologist is the punchline |
| On February 8th 2007 Brrn Said: |
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| ok |
| On February 8th 2007 sunshinebaby8 Said: |
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| i didnt even read it JK its iight |
| On February 8th 2007 agaciewskit Said: |
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| HOW FUNNY!
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| On February 8th 2007 JenniferRLake Said: |
| lol |
| On February 8th 2007 ericaeasterlin Said: |
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| Hilarious! |
| On February 8th 2007 iloveweevlitz Said: |
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| nice |
| On February 8th 2007 mshadygrl101 Said: |
| lol thats pretty good!! |
