The Friendship Poem
Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Please Login to post comments| On April 4th 2008 lostvampire09 Said: |
| me and my friends are exactually like ths |
| On March 6th 2008 Panda224 Said: |
| I am TOTALLY #8. :D My friends know it though. |
| On September 1st 2007 Delunafire Said: |
| Love number 7 |
| On July 15th 2007 Lydia1310 Said: |
| oh my. That's sad. It reminds me of me and my friends. They all laugh when I fall down trying to sit down. |
| On June 27th 2007 Milfuellie Said: |
| That is so true... |
| On June 23rd 2007 quanguyen Said: |
| dat conclusion part is fkn awesome |
| On May 25th 2007 angie082292 Said: |
| HA that's what I do! |
| On May 8th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said: |
| nice |
| On April 30th 2007 whitespice Said: |
| SO TRUE |
| On April 28th 2007 oreo530 Said: |
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| this is so true.(zoernz)if your friends arent like this they arent comfortable around you so arent your true friends |
| On April 17th 2007 Bethiny Said: |
| Lol.. Cute |
| On March 6th 2007 kayurak Said: |
| That's just like me and my best friend. Except for the sick part, but other than that, yeah. |
| On March 5th 2007 zoernz Said: |
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| this is tottaly not true..if your best freinds are like this then they aren't your freinds... |
| On March 4th 2007 Brony73 Said: |
| lmao funny poem |
| On March 4th 2007 malimac14 Said: |
| Oh GAWD! That is hilarious! Haha, friendships rock! |
| On March 4th 2007 oakjoven Said: |
| "Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth"
The "poem" was aight. The end quote is what I'm giving the thumbs-up for. |
| On March 4th 2007 niconee Said: |
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| gay |
| On March 4th 2007 kamaile123 Said: |
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| well i heard this many times.....but it never stops to b funny |
| On March 4th 2007 joanne6804 Said: |
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| this is good and true |
| On March 4th 2007 dndhollo2 Said: |
| I lOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| On March 4th 2007 superz316 Said: |
| LOL! |
