Old Lady & The Vaccum Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady.
"I’m broke so I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, " What part of broke do you not understand? I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
Please Login to post comments| On January 25th 2009 htesei Said: |
| rofl
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| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
| LOL |
| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
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| SORRY DONT READ!! when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
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| On November 24th 2008 princesstori1 Said: |
| OMG |
| On November 11th 2008 reapersheart Said: |
| ooooh damn! rofl |
| On September 4th 2008 bodaciousshoik Said: |
| that's great. |
| On August 29th 2008 mymyspacesux Said: |
| hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! shit!! sux 4 that guy!! |
| On March 1st 2008 spongbobsgirl Said: |
| oooooo wuz it YUMMY????????? |
| On January 31st 2008 SirPacman3 Said: |
| rofl!!! |
| On January 17th 2008 momop1992 Said: |
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| ha ha that was funny :} |
| On October 30th 2007 coov22 Said: |
| heard that shit before, lame |
| On October 14th 2007 inuyashalied Said: |
| geez, what a dumbass. |
| On September 18th 2007 kayla110292 Said: |
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| ha ha that was funny |
| On August 29th 2007 blobofinfinity Said: |
| silly vacuum guy |
| On July 18th 2007 mdillybar Said: |
| HA!!! |
| On July 6th 2007 wolfsheba Said: |
| lol |
| On July 6th 2007 seb22 Said: |
| lol |
| On July 3rd 2007 PerishaNichole Said: |
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| oh poor guy but thats very funny |
| On July 2nd 2007 pqhtm Said: |
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| Nasty but very funny |
| On May 28th 2007 princessriters Said: |
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| ewww......nasty, but hilarious! |
| On May 10th 2007 ElComino68 Said: |
| hahahahahahaha! |
| On May 8th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said: |
| haha!!!! |
| On May 2nd 2007 luv4only1 Said: |
| eeewwww...that's nasty...but funny!!! |
| On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said: |
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| hilarious
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| On April 24th 2007 lildevil357 Said: |
| Hahaha that funny!!! |
