Oxymoron's
Act naturally
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone sex
United nations
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Death benefits
Airline Food
Women's rights
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Sensitive man
Government organization
Everything except
Civil War
Good kid
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt Head
Military Intelligence
Software documentation
New York culture
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then"
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggressive
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
New and improved
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
Freezer Burn
Honest Politician
Jumbo Shrimp
Loners Club
Postal Service
Happily married
Please Login to post comments| On November 6th 2008 instantcrassic Said: |
| Rap Music. That was a good one |
| On May 17th 2008 Azrael1114 Said: |
| Lol "Women's rights" |
| On April 21st 2008 eerock978 Said: |
| "Same difference" drives me nuts!!! |
| On April 20th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said: |
| do you even know want an oxymoron is? |
| On March 30th 2008 ilovemusic Said: |
| some of those aren't even Oxymorons! |
| On February 21st 2008 Joshykindoodle Said: |
| Canadian Army
lmao |
| On February 20th 2008 mkeehl10292 Said: |
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| Awesome. I've heard most of them before, but stuff like "Microsoft Works" and "Business Ethics" make these lists worth reading again and again. |
| On January 22nd 2008 greentkd Said: |
| Very clever. One problem, though...
Pluralization doesn't require punctuation.
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| On December 24th 2007 wiccan210queen Said: |
| who has time to think of this stuff? |
| On November 20th 2007 Ilovepeaches Said: |
| I've heard a lot of these and the ones I haven't were pretty much retarded. |
| On November 6th 2007 omgitsaudrey Said: |
| how could you all not know what an oxymoron is...you should have learned this in middle school |
| On October 8th 2007 patman069 Said: |
| wrong an oxymoron is a contradiction in terms like stop that for a start |
| On October 7th 2007 capnjerm Said: |
| dumb... |
| On September 22nd 2007 animagus91 Said: |
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| spongey bone |
| On August 1st 2007 nikkibearclare Said: |
| lol |
| On July 11th 2007 blakbeauty2007 Said: |
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| an oxymoron is two opposites put together like love and hate. |
| On July 11th 2007 blakbeauty2007 Said: |
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| lol |
| On July 3rd 2007 PerishaNichole Said: |
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| ummm whats an oxymoron??
that makes me sound really dumb lol but oh well
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| On June 29th 2007 ghostrider231 Said: |
| how in the hell is new and improved an oxymoron. if its been improved than its new in a sense. if something has not been improved, that makes it a classic which is the opposite of new. so it cant be old and improved. just like dodge bringing back the challenger. its new, and in a way, its improved, although in some places its been made wrose but thats beside the point. |
| On May 22nd 2007 jsanchezrox Said: |
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| GREA!!!!!!!
haha hapilly married
microsoft works
haha those are the best!! |
| On May 21st 2007 italiana143 Said: |
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| huh... |
| On May 10th 2007 ElPenguin404 Said: |
| Haha, "Microsoft Works".... "Rap music" ... "Happily marries" |
| On May 8th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said: |
| Haha, thats good |
| On April 28th 2007 Rippoppy Said: |
| hardy har har |
| On April 27th 2007 datboi231 Said: |
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| Lol |
