3 Blondes at the Pearly Gates

Three blondes die and are being interviewed at the pearly gates by St. Peter. He said, "I have one question, and if you answer it correctly you get into heaven." He asked the first blond, "What is Easter?"

She answered, "Oh that's that one time of year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."

St. Peter shook his head and said to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"

She replied, "Oh, thats the time of year when our whole family gets together and we all open presents and the fat, jolly guy comes down the chimney."

Again, St. Peter just shook his head. He asked the third blonde, "What is Easter?"

She said, "Oh, that's when Christ died on the cross and they put him in his tomb and rolled the rock in front of it."

St. Peter smiled and urged her, "Yes, go on..."

The blonde continued, "Then once a year we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."