lizard and the monkey (A BIT LONG)

There is a lizard walking through the rain forest when he comes upon a monkey in a tree.

LIZARD:what you doing monkey

MONKEY:smoking a joint,why you want some?

LIZARD:hell yeah im coming up

the lizard and monkey smoke the joint

LIZARD:well monkey i got cottonmouth and im gonna go get a drink in the river. ill be back

MONKEY:well hurry up i got another joint

the lizard goes to the river and is going to drink but falls in and an alligator sees him and pushes him back on shore

ALLIGATOR:hey lizard i seen you drink from this river a million times and today you fall in. wassup

LIZARD:well i was smoking a joint with this monkey in a tree and im fucked up

ALLIGATOR:no shit i gotta see this

so the alligator starts to look for the monkey and the lizard wanders off distracted and high

the alligator soon finds the monkey in the tree

ALLIGATOR: hey monkey wassup

MONKEY:  DUDE..HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK!!!!!