the little boy and words

There was a little boy who was playing outside when he heard his next door naboirs sayin put your penis in my vigina. later that day the little boy asked his mom what a penis and a vigina was she said well son a penis is a hat and a vigina is a coat.

later that day he heard his parents arguing his mom called his dad a bastered and his dad called his mom a bitch. So the little boy went up to his mom and said mom what is a bitch and a bastered she said well son a bitch is a girl and a bastered is a guy. He said oh ok.

The little boy went up stairs and saw his dad shaving and the dad cut him self and said shit. the little boy said dad what does shit mean he said well son shit is the type of shaving cream i use. he said oh ok

Later that afternoon he saw his mom in the kitchen cutting the turkey. She cut her self and said fuck.The little boy said mom what does fuck mean she said cutting the turkey son.

Later that evening the preacher and his wife ariived from church and the little boy greeted them and said welcom bitches and bastereds please hang your penis and viginas on the coat rack. Dads up stairs wiping the shit off his face and mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.