stupid in school

i would be better off if i studied more when i was growing up. you now when it went wrong is the day they started the spelling bee. but up untill that day i was an idiot but no one knew. but it all went wrong when the speling be came up.

teacher: ok class up agains the wall..its time for public humiliation. spell a work wrong sit down infront of your freinds

brian: hey look at me im a moron. i wasnt even close i was using numbers and stuff (st8)

thats why i admire that kid that spelt it wrong on purpose he knew he wouldnt win so why stand there for 3 hours

kid: cat K-a-t im out of here

as he walks by you

kid:i ow there was 2 T's

teacher:brian what the I before E rule?

brain:uhh...I before E...always

teacher:no brian its I before E exept after C. and sounding like A is a neiboring way. and on weekend and holyday and all through out may you will always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!!

brian:thats a hard rule.....thats a rough rule

plurals were hard to

teacher:brian how do you mak a word plural?

brain: you add a S you add a S to the end of it

teacher: when

brian: ON WEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS

teacher: no brian

so she call this kid urwin

teacher: urwin whats the plural form for ox

urwin: oxen the farmed used his oxen

teacher: brian

brian: *laughs what

teacher: how do you make box plural

brian: boxen..i bought 2 boxen of dounuts

teacher: no urwin how do you make the word goose plural

urwin: geese i saw  a flock (dramatic pause) of geese

teacher: brian

brian: *laughs* what

teacher: whats the plural form for moose

brian: MOOSEN i saw a flock of moosen. thers many of them many much of them. in the wood woodis woodsen. the meese whant the food the food is to eaten is it. THE MEESE WHANT THE FOOD IS TO WOODING IS IT.

teacher:brian....your an imbisol

brian: IMBOSOLEN

teacher:what you speaking german now

brian:german germane german jackson...jackson fonteeno

teacher: brian what the hell are you talking about

brian: i dont know..... i dont know realy