***WHAT NEXT***
1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)
2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down"
(Too late)
3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)
4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)
5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)
6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)
7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)
2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down"
(Too late)
3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)
4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)
5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)
6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)
7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)
Please Login to post comments| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
| SORRY DONT READ!! when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
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| On November 24th 2008 princesstori1 Said: |
| LMAO FUNNY |
| On August 29th 2008 mymyspacesux Said: |
| hahaha!! #7 is funny as shit!! |
| On August 13th 2008 muhfish Said: |
| um, its funny without the little analysis. just let it be. |
| On June 4th 2008 oreoash Said: |
| he last ones my fav |
| On March 6th 2008 Panda224 Said: |
| I like the last one. :D |
| On February 11th 2008 HanaxSuki88 Said: |
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| This always gets me when I buy a candy bar like a milky way: may contain nuts. wtf? it's nouget and caramel how does it contain nuts?! and I found on an apple pie package this morning from mickey d's: caution filling is hot. duh. |
| On February 6th 2008 ZaraOfTheEarth Said: |
| On a Korean Butcher Knife: "Keep out of children"
(I think something was lost in translation) |
| On January 25th 2008 jacquiixox Said: |
| i found this on a jigsaw puzzle box:
.Some assembly required |
| On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said: |
| on a tractor: DANGER!!! AVOID DEATH |
| On October 16th 2007 Chella1985 Said: |
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| Well, peanuts aren't nuts at all. They're legumes. But I'm just being a smartass. It's still funny. :) |
| On September 4th 2007 casper48861 Said: |
| on a box containg a lego building table Warning kids Not included |
| On September 3rd 2007 AmiottDe Said: |
| On a blow torch
Do not use to dry hair.
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| On September 3rd 2007 AmiottDe Said: |
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| On Slip and Slide
Do not use down stairs.
(So that's how that works!) |
| On August 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said: |
| lol. that was funny |
| On August 10th 2007 nathan64 Said: |
| #10 on a hairdryer package- dont use while sleeping |
| On August 4th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said: |
| haha lol |
| On July 26th 2007 Ulabombay Said: |
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| Seen on a box of oysters : Warning: Contains oysters! |
| On June 17th 2007 annoyedbigsis Said: |
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| 8. on sleeping pills
Warning! may cause drownsiness
9. on CHILDRENS cough medicine
after taking avoid driving or operating machinery |
| On June 10th 2007 41565454154157 Said: |
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h0w Ar3 y0u s0o0o0o0o0o0o fUnNii?! |
| On May 23rd 2007 doth0512 Said: |
| That's good i actually know people who need instruction like that sad isn't |
| On May 22nd 2007 yurfinlfntsy Said: |
| 4: As opposed to space?
apparently astronauts can't have christmas lights =( |
| On May 18th 2007 drkangel37 Said: |
| the last one i think was the funniest! |
| On May 18th 2007 Sillyjessy Said: |
| lol people are stupid ass's thats good shit |
| On May 17th 2007 angie4u13 Said: |
| LMFAO thats awesome! |
