***SMART LIL GIRL***
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age.
You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license.
It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.
The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age.
You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license.
It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.
The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex
Please Login to post comments| On July 19th 2009 XSweetDreamzX Said: |
| LMAO |
| On June 5th 2009 Laishahriver Said: |
| F in sex lmao |
| On March 1st 2009 RockAngelGirl Said: |
| LMAO!!!!!!!!!! |
| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
| SORRY DONT READ!! when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
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| On December 8th 2008 cocoa1987 Said: |
| aha thats funny |
| On November 24th 2008 princesstori1 Said: |
| OMG THATS CUTE |
| On October 24th 2008 kevenblack Said: |
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| ha ha, thats cute in the most hilarious, idiotic way |
| On August 29th 2008 mymyspacesux Said: |
| hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! idiotic little girl!! |
| On July 15th 2008 reeny3 Said: |
| i love dis one dats halarious |
| On April 29th 2008 bud393 Said: |
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| LO freakin L |
| On April 5th 2008 benzbby08 Said: |
| ha! funny.. |
| On April 3rd 2008 iloveblue88 Said: |
| LOL! HIllarious! |
| On March 23rd 2008 ILOVEMYRASCALS Said: |
| lmao |
| On February 18th 2008 emily28793 Said: |
| LOL |
| On February 3rd 2008 jillie4eva Said: |
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| nice
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| On January 31st 2008 SirPacman3 Said: |
| lol |
| On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said: |
| lol:) |
| On January 17th 2008 momop1992 Said: |
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| ***** lol***** |
| On January 8th 2008 sweetrabia Said: |
| lol |
| On January 6th 2008 Crosspiano Said: |
| hahahahahahahaha |
| On January 4th 2008 blondie213 Said: |
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| LOLZ |
| On January 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said: |
| haha wow that is so hillarious!!!!!!!!! rotflmfao lolol XD XD :D :D :D:D XD XD |
| On November 10th 2007 taetae71503 Said: |
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| lol that was to funny |
| On November 10th 2007 cheyenne248 Said: |
| lol
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| On November 3rd 2007 Cheerio1031 Said: |
| ROFL thats a BRILLIANT little girl |
