***STUTTER PROBLEM***
Little Johnny is sitting in biology class and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up, "Not correct, Miss," he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with mt cat on the porch. The neighbors Great Dane came around the corner and my cat went "fffffff, fffffff, fffffff, and before he could say "FUCK OFF", the dog ate him."
Please Login to post comments| On July 19th 2009 XSweetDreamzX Said: |
| Aw =( |
| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
| poor kitty |
| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
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| SORRY DONT READ!! when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
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| On November 24th 2008 princesstori1 Said: |
| heard it but still cute |
| On June 15th 2008 BlueZooMaTan Said: |
| dat was funny! lol |
| On March 26th 2008 puppymamma Said: |
| lol |
| On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said: |
| fff....ffffff.....fantastic joke |
| On January 11th 2008 ureallythinkik Said: |
| thts funny |
| On October 30th 2007 AlyssaNicole13 Said: |
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| effin funny guys and gals!!! |
| On August 30th 2007 Ericnessxo Said: |
| lmao that fff...fff...ffffucking hilarious XD♥ |
| On August 29th 2007 blobofinfinity Said: |
| lmao |
| On August 18th 2007 mzbrwn123 Said: |
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| lol |
| On July 25th 2007 Warningitsash Said: |
| hahaha ffffff....fffffffffff...... i cant say it either its a ffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggg cat damnit lol |
| On July 25th 2007 Warningitsash Said: |
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| hahaha ffffff....fffffffffff...... i cant say it either its a ffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggg cat damnit |
| On July 12th 2007 SandiS46 Said: |
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| liked it,lol |
| On July 6th 2007 seb22 Said: |
| lol |
| On July 4th 2007 PlayMoreWii Said: |
| ...poor kitty. |
| On June 23rd 2007 Just1Ash Said: |
| Nice. |
| On June 17th 2007 annoyedbigsis Said: |
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| it was good and for all u who say "poor kitty" ITS A JOKE! |
| On June 13th 2007 Chris101239654 Said: |
| i don't get it... |
| On June 4th 2007 f2daerg2i2e Said: |
| alrite...except i stutter and was slightly offened [[but not that much]] and it was good anyway |
| On June 3rd 2007 Nerd4shizzle Said: |
| poor kitty! |
| On May 23rd 2007 doth0512 Said: |
| lol that was good |
| On May 22nd 2007 yurfinlfntsy Said: |
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| very funny l:D
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| On May 21st 2007 inlovewithc17 Said: |
| thats not really funny sorry |
