***OLD SEX***
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided that they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you?"
The second old man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"
Please Login to post comments| On July 19th 2009 XSweetDreamzX Said: |
| Lol |
| On June 25th 2009 channingsroey Said: |
| EW |
| On March 5th 2009 efgh9456 Said: |
| lmao |
| On December 17th 2008 cocoa1987 Said: |
| oh man that was fuuny ahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah |
| On August 23rd 2008 UndertakersEmo Said: |
| LOL x] |
| On August 10th 2008 lillea4eva Said: |
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| WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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| On August 5th 2008 lovedaisy Said: |
| lol |
| On July 1st 2008 butterfly104 Said: |
| lol wow that was great! |
| On April 7th 2008 nickynicole901 Said: |
| lol |
| On March 11th 2008 malaysianacces Said: |
| stupid old men |
| On March 9th 2008 PinkyBabe62 Said: |
| old horny men. ewwwwwwwwwww |
| On January 23rd 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said: |
| OMFG. thats awesome! i actually laughed! i never laugh! |
| On December 28th 2007 jojo173849 Said: |
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| omfg |
| On November 25th 2007 Punkhead90210 Said: |
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| LMFAO |
| On September 30th 2007 spaz007 Said: |
| FUNNAY!!!! LOL. |
| On September 13th 2007 aaronjones06 Said: |
| Awesome. I've heard this one before, but it was still hillarious. |
| On September 8th 2007 kaitling1 Said: |
| Ew,, old horny men. But wow,, that was funny. lol. |
| On August 6th 2007 LoserOfTheYr Said: |
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| kinky old men |
| On August 6th 2007 wannahug13 Said: |
| owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............. |
| On July 30th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said: |
| haha that one is really funny. |
| On July 30th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said: |
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| haha that one is really funny. |
| On July 21st 2007 freizen2006 Said: |
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| uhh.. dats gross... nobody likes old ppl sex... |
| On July 20th 2007 Alexz13 Said: |
| oh, GROSS!! old ppl sex!! > |
| On July 20th 2007 mlynnmda Said: |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHA lol tats funny |
| On June 30th 2007 Lynner22 Said: |
| OMG! |
