***A PREACHER'S ASS***
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
Please Login to post comments| On October 27th 2008 blah2blah Said: |
| wow |
| On September 2nd 2008 veluz625 Said: |
| lol |
| On July 21st 2008 nickynicole901 Said: |
| LOL |
| On July 11th 2008 spymaster1026 Said: |
| lmao
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| On June 23rd 2008 lele8412 Said: |
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| hahahaha..that's good |
| On May 29th 2008 jeremiahol1987 Said: |
| lmao
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| On March 9th 2008 Doublecheck Said: |
| Poor bishop |
| On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said: |
| i hate the bishop |
| On January 10th 2008 DamnYourAss Said: |
| ah hahaha I died laughimg |
| On January 5th 2008 blondie213 Said: |
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| hahah |
| On January 5th 2008 blondie213 Said: |
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| hahaha
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| On November 7th 2007 MiyokoBean Said: |
| tehe are the papers allowed to put ass? tehe |
| On October 27th 2007 emily28793 Said: |
| LMAO funny as |
| On October 14th 2007 KARYN84 Said: |
| CUTE :D |
| On October 2nd 2007 andrea690986 Said: |
| haha, that was funny! |
| On September 21st 2007 Biggun221 Said: |
| lmao, that was a good one |
| On September 18th 2007 kayla110292 Said: |
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| omg that was hilarious |
| On July 6th 2007 seb22 Said: |
| lol that was way to funny |
| On June 10th 2007 hiimmegd1nonly Said: |
| im practically choking here, that was funny! |
| On June 10th 2007 acecustodio Said: |
| drkangel137... a donkey is also known as an ass. it's its other name!! |
| On June 9th 2007 drkangel37 Said: |
| i dont get it. |
| On May 28th 2007 kyragirl Said: |
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| Awesome! |
| On May 23rd 2007 doth0512 Said: |
| pretty good |
| On May 22nd 2007 Cloeygirl86 Said: |
| i heard it before.. |
| On May 22nd 2007 Leialover1 Said: |
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| oh my god, LOLZ! |
