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Created: 04/13 2009
Category: Dirty
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A doggie for the teacher

Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon, to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked.

"Nope."

"A Cake?" Johnny shook his head No. Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth, then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles."

"No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."

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On April 20th 2009 mindamoo102 Said: 
mindamoo102 lol
On April 13th 2009 deadfire32 Said: 
deadfire32 EWWW OMG POOR PUPPY
On April 13th 2009 coldbitch93 Said: 
coldbitch93 ewww that's...disgustingly funny
On April 13th 2009 malaysianacces Said: 
malaysianacces haha lol
On April 13th 2009 kelsey0960 Said: 
kelsey0960 um wow! Thats gross that she put it in her mouth. :d Kinda funny tho! :)