Band Joke

So this really poor short fat guy, who had never gotten a girl in his life was walking around in the park one day. He found a magic lamp. So he wiped the dirt off of it and a genie popped out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes." The man thought for a few minutes then said

"Ok, I wish I was skinny." The genie answered,

"done." the man was skinny.

"Ok, and I wish I had a lot of silver bling-bling" (gold wasn't his color.) The genie answered,

"done."

"and for my last wish, I wish that a girl somewhere was so obsessed with me, that she would blow me every day."

The genie turned him into a clarinet.

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