You Liar!
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.
The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
"I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!"
Please Login to post comments| On June 25th 2009 Jezakaru Said: |
| lolx woow xDD! |
| On June 11th 2009 VballHottie94 Said: |
| i dont get it |
| On February 26th 2009 suknenesan1 Said: |
| thats so fuckin funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| On January 16th 2009 Limecokeaddict Said: |
| Yea, that was a pretty good joke! lol, but umm.. You know, 'southerners' isn't the best term to use.. I'm from Tennessee, but Like hell I'm using my hands when I can use a tool.. Think smarter not harder. dumb Shizzes |
| On December 20th 2008 RachelNW90 Said: |
| hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaah for cerial lol |
| On December 18th 2008 arielnesha Said: |
| hahahahahahahha..im still laughing |
| On October 26th 2008 MsBlonde23 Said: |
| lol..that's freakin hilarious |
| On July 30th 2008 Sanctifed Said: |
| oohhh good one |
| On June 28th 2008 M1UR8DE7R Said: |
| good ones |
| On June 5th 2008 sierrajay11 Said: |
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| haha this is funny |
| On May 14th 2008 laurita2010 Said: |
| lol that's halarious |
| On May 14th 2008 misssweetiepie Said: |
| that was okay...not rly all that funny... |
| On March 4th 2008 stg88 Said: |
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| stupid but funny |
| On March 3rd 2008 darkangel25313 Said: |
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| that was pretty funny but also kind of stupid
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| On March 1st 2008 sambam864 Said: |
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| that was so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| On February 17th 2008 mandaluvsricky Said: |
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| haha. that was pretty funny... |
| On February 5th 2008 cowgirllove555 Said: |
| south ppl know how ter use ore handz not tools even use gals do oo.. the hell w/ tools |
| On January 12th 2008 froggie10 Said: |
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| im 4rom up north and i get it |
| On January 11th 2008 LuvFaithHope Said: |
| aaahahahahaha |
| On January 9th 2008 Countryboy1057 Said: |
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| lol u city slickers wont get it..we folks from down south get it...lol that was freakin hilarious |
| On January 2nd 2008 yeahimalli Said: |
| haha that was really funny... |
| On November 30th 2007 crazyinluv92 Said: |
| haha |
| On November 21st 2007 AlishaMDonald Said: |
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| i dont get it!? |
| On November 21st 2007 wierdogirl Said: |
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| ok? that is wierd
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| On October 24th 2007 EmoxDiamond Said: |
| lol it took me a while to get it xD |
