Things Your Mom Would Never Say To
- How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
- Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
- Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
- Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
- That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
- Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
- The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
- Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
- Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
- Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
Please Login to post comments| On March 1st 2008 spongbobsgirl Said: |
| i wish that was my mom! |
| On November 15th 2007 melenasoliel Said: |
| oh...would this make me a bad mother then?... oooooh! lol! if i had kids this would totally be me. they'd never know if i was serious or not.. what? it gives 'em character! makes'em better people in the end! |
| On August 16th 2007 wannahug13 Said: |
| LOL |
| On July 24th 2007 hardcorejay Said: |
| heres the funniest part... my mom actually says those things to me sometimes shes sarcastic sometimes shes serious lets see... heres the ones she says seriously: tv, class, shirt, outfit, curfew, cds,and calling ... the rest she says sarcastically lol |
| On July 6th 2007 BitchyWitchyX Said: |
| if my mom was like this.... i would be ectstatic |
| On June 13th 2007 gr82013 Said: |
| wish that was tottally my mom! lol |
| On June 9th 2007 lolmetyler Said: |
| lmao
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| On June 8th 2007 xoFeebzox Said: |
| lol !!! |
| On June 6th 2007 tswieberg Said: |
| My mom would never say that....lmao |
| On June 4th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said: |
| thats good my mom is so not like that but ok |
| On June 4th 2007 rdnkgal87 Said: |
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| My mother would never say this, but my mother in law.. hell yeah she would!! lol |
| On June 4th 2007 sexywy07 Said: |
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| my mom would say exactly this sike my ma dont play |
| On June 4th 2007 eeyorespixie Said: |
| My mom says this stuff all the time. |
| On June 4th 2007 WINB1041 Said: |
| MY MOTHER IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE ITS FUNNY
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| On June 4th 2007 BaldKing Said: |
| funny |
| On June 4th 2007 Frankii15 Said: |
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| funny, my mum would be the complete opposite.
Made me laugh very lots. |
| On June 4th 2007 yummyyumcandy Said: |
| okkkk lol thats a good one hehehe |
| On June 4th 2007 Broken1hearted Said: |
| haha i love it |
| On June 3rd 2007 skinandbonez1 Said: |
| it's the stupidest joke ive ever heard of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| On June 2nd 2007 dbabes Said: |
| lol my mom prolly never would except the last 1 |
| On June 2nd 2007 Roxxy15 Said: |
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| lol lol lol lol.......NOT!!!!! |
| On June 2nd 2007 kelseaisallama Said: |
| My favorite is the speed metal part XD |
| On June 2nd 2007 suppeeps23 Said: |
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| i liked the last 1 alot
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| On June 2nd 2007 NeutralR1 Said: |
| That is awesome, my mom says these, and she is usually extremely Red when saying it. |
| On June 2nd 2007 guffa78 Said: |
| lol!! the bad part is my mother has said some of these!! |
