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Created: 12/27 2008
Category: Blonde
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Stranded on a Island

Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, were stranded on an island. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated the distance to be about twenty miles. So, she announced that she was going to try and swim back.

After swimming five miles or so, the brunette began to get tired. However, determined to keep at it, she kept going. Unfortunately, ten miles out, she became exhausted and drowned. The redhead, who was stronger than the brunette had been, decided to give it a try. After getting out about ten miles or so, she too began to get tired.
Just like the brunette, she was determined to keep going; only five miles from the mainland, she too became exhausted and drowned.
Now, the blonde had always been the strongest of the three. And so, after seeing how far the redhead had gotten, she knew that
she had a good chance of making it. The blonde swam away from the island, and was making good time. She passed ten miles easily; however, when she reached fifteen, she began to get tired, too. But she kept going.
Finally, after reaching nineteen miles, with the mainland only a mile away and in sight, the blonde realized that she was simply too tired to go on. So she swam back.

 

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On January 15th 2009 xxpunkchik89xx Said: 
xxpunkchik89xx lmao!!!
On January 13th 2009 yorkiedude27 Said: 
yorkiedude27 if you think a joke is old shut your face about it, nobody really fucking cares (: kthx
On January 13th 2009 yorkiedude27 Said: 
yorkiedude27 if you think a joke is old shut your face about it, nobody really fucking cares (: kthx
On January 12th 2009 jessimerri369 Said: 
jessimerri369 this joke is so old but so freaking funny and not all blondes are that dumb
On January 6th 2009 xxmelissaaa Said: 
xxmelissaaa Hahha, that was fun. ;]
On January 2nd 2009 BeagleGurl9 Said: 
BeagleGurl9 hahaha!!!! lol i love it!!!!!
On December 31st 2008 disneyfan12 Said: 
disneyfan12 she's sooooooo stupid lol
On December 31st 2008 Sexican24 Said: 
Sexican24 OMG! Shes so stupid!
On December 29th 2008 roseling Said: 
roseling wow oh my god how stupid is she lmao very go joke
On December 28th 2008 disneyfan12 Said: 
disneyfan12 rotflol
On December 27th 2008 rstegbauer Said: 
rstegbauer roflmao lol rofl lmao.
On December 27th 2008 bingbingagat Said: 
bingbingagat damn....dats good i hate dem dumb blondes
On December 27th 2008 NikaAuAu3 Said: 
NikaAuAu3 Pish I'm a blonde and I'm smarter than my burnette friends that are older too!
On December 27th 2008 manateebab Said: 
manateebab haha thatshilarious!!!
On December 27th 2008 d0icount Said: 
d0icount dude what a dumbass!!! XDD i would totally kill her for that
On December 27th 2008 Loviedovieboo Said: 
Loviedovieboo lmao
On December 27th 2008 deshanna13 Said: 
deshanna13 omg!!!!what a dumbass!lmao!good 1
On December 27th 2008 KIRKME Said: 
KIRKME nice :D