Blonde watching news
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11pm news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.
The brunette says to the blonde, "I'll bet you $20 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide." The blonde thinks for a moment then replies, "OK, you're on!" They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge.
The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her, saying, "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6 pm news this evening and I knew that the man would
jump."
The blonde replied, "Oh! I watched the 6 pm news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
Please Login to post comments| On January 4th 2009 MandoChick Said: |
| Oh my Gowsh.... *wipes tears from laughing so hard* That's just toooooo good!!!!! |
| On December 31st 2008 disneyfan12 Said: |
| haha read this twice and laughed twice |
| On December 30th 2008 gracalice Said: |
| kk |
| On December 30th 2008 thecomebackkid Said: |
| heard that ten years ago |
| On December 28th 2008 roseling Said: |
| hey im a blonde lol its okay i know better lol |
| On December 28th 2008 xxxshylaxxx Said: |
| lmao blondes are so stupid =] |
| On December 28th 2008 d0icount Said: |
| omg what a freakin dumbass |
| On December 28th 2008 manateebab Said: |
| nicee
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| On December 28th 2008 roseling Said: |
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| lmao oh my god that was good |
| On December 28th 2008 chorsman92 Said: |
| HEEEEHEEEHEEE Hilarious! |
| On December 28th 2008 disneyfan12 Said: |
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| lol |
| On December 28th 2008 NikaAuAu3 Said: |
| lol |
