Buying a Bull

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00 and decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. Once she finds the perfect bull, she is to telegram the blonde so they can transport it together.

Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams but the owner says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199?" The brunette accepts and buys the bull.

The brunette now has $1.00 left for the telegram, but the telegram guy informs her that it is $1 per word.

The brunette thinks about this and says,"'Comfortable,' write that."

"Comfortable?" the guy questions.

"Yes, you see she reads slow